How I feel every time someone tells me to get over it and move on.

I believe the phrase rhymes with clucking bell.

It is amazing, that so momentous a decision comes down to a pencil cross on a little piece of paper.

My favourite quote from Moby Dick is Melville's description of Narwhals as "vagrant sea unicorns".

My heartfelt sympathies to all affected by the Pulse club shooting.

Comic in response to the recent fiasco of birth gender and toilets.

Silly and amusing things I have said to baby Jones #2. "There's an elephant stuck in your sock".